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Inverted Pooh Bear

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
by Meeeeech April 4, 2007
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Yeast Infected Pussy Sore

Origin: Thomas A. Malave II.
Def: 1) When a girl has a sore on or in the Vagina and at the same time she has a yeast infection on top if it, thus being a Yeast Infected Pussy Sore.
2)A very disterbing insult to throw people off balance.
I would hope that you don't have a yeast infected pussy sore.

Your a yeast infected pussy sore!
by Yolanda Lynn Malave May 6, 2009
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inverted heart syndrome

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.

The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.

Do NOT move the victim.
Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
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Inverted cone with barbs

The kind of poop you take that gets larger in girth the further it comes out, but it has barbs so you can't take it back in.
Gregg was crying on the toilet because he was pushing out an inverted cone with barbs.
by gs191 January 9, 2010
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inverted udder caps

female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in
oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them
by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011
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Inverted Voice

The funny sounding voice you get when you talk only breathing in. Some people get a high pitched inverted voice and some people get a deep sounding inverted voice.
You can try the inverted voice like this, just keep talking and talking without stopping to take a breath, when you breathe in just keep talking and that is the inverted voice. Its really really fun, you should try.
by laceypanties1988 February 14, 2012
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Inverted Optimus Prime

One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.
"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."
by Spinnychairwith5wheels December 18, 2016
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