ingrid x soft

soft too small bro

omg ingrid x soft lololololl ingrid wants to be eaten by soft eks dee little mouth hahaha

by sam the coolest June 15, 2021

Ingrid

My little skylark

"Oh, look there's Ingrid, say hello."
"Hello there my little skylark."

by LipStickBoy May 2, 2018

ingrid klesch

a girl who will smack you with her stanley if you temp her

person 1: “bro, did u see ingrid klesch violate that bitch with her fucking stanley?”
person 2: “no wtf”

by bruvaaaa April 19, 2024

Ingrid T

Ingrid T is the best person in the world. Everyone loves her so much. And she is unbelievably hot. Like look at that ass, like whaat

Ingrid T: "Hello everyone"
Everyone else: "OMG THAT IS THE MOTHER F-ING HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE"
Ingrid T: "You guys are the sweetest"
Everyone else: "Give me a piece of that ass"

by likethembig June 17, 2024

Yick To Ingrid

One of the meanest people you will ever meet. she laughs at your pain. When you try to explain why what she did upset you she laughs at you and says "I didn't ask for your life story." If you meet her, run.

New person at school: Who's that?
Me: Oh that's Yick To Ingrid. We should probably run.

Yick To Ingrid is a horrible person.

by BANANA president May 5, 2022

Ingrid

A Chris usually loves an Ingrid more, and that is just about the end of decision.

Chris: I love you more.

Ingrid: Yes, I know.

by Daddy_Issues_29 November 14, 2020

Ingrid

A jobless flop that will never make it out of asexualism. sits alone at lunch because she’s neurodivergent (loser) and the only people she talks to are the janitors. is really good with her throat 😍😍😍(bulimia) and is really tall and can pick you up (she’s 5’0)

INGRID SMELLS BAD

by asexualism November 22, 2021