The use of an alternative phonetic alphabet, by those not having a grasp of the correct substitutions, using inappropriate words. These words usually being rude, crass or parts of the anatomy. The best time one should opt to use Inappropriate Phonetics would be when communicating by poor phone connection to a faceless call centre.
Yes I confirm my forename is John, that is Jism-Orgasm-Horny-Nuts, and my surname is Smith, that is Scrotum-Muff-Idiot-Twat-Hard.... Oh, you say you don't appreciate my inappropriate phonetics - how about we revert to the english alphabet and you could listen more carefully...
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Did you hear GT laughing when we were talking about hotel beds and I said I like them when they're hard? He is so Mr. Inappropriate!
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by kachowskiiii June 19, 2019
Get the inappropriate yodelling mug.A hand motion that is used in a situation when someone has made a comment inappropriate to the setting or conversation. Its usage is similar to awkward turtle, and it is comprised of a hand raised so that the elbow, shoulder and wrist form 90 degree angles and the palm faces downward.
In a classroom:
Person 1: There are a lot of homosexuals there.
Person 2: Um...
Person 3 raises hand to make the inappropriate giraffe.
In a conversation:
Person 1 makes a lewd comment or gesture.
Person 2 makes inappropriate giraffe.
Person 1: There are a lot of homosexuals there.
Person 2: Um...
Person 3 raises hand to make the inappropriate giraffe.
In a conversation:
Person 1 makes a lewd comment or gesture.
Person 2 makes inappropriate giraffe.
by Steven C. Wood December 25, 2008
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by Inapropet January 24, 2013
Get the Inapropet mug.If less than five people have denied to answer the question before they asked you or you asked them, it's inappropriate.
Brittney: *asks a question*
Mariah: i am soo not telling you. how many people have denied to answer that??
Brittney: 6.
Mariah: that is such an inappropriate question!!
Mariah: i am soo not telling you. how many people have denied to answer that??
Brittney: 6.
Mariah: that is such an inappropriate question!!
by PurpleUnicornn October 2, 2011
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Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
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