The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.
Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
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You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
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You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010
Get the Losing your glasses in the river mug.erotic video. Man squats over a small glass, lowering his anus, forcing the glass into his asshole. Upon completely entering his asshole, the said glass breaks. He proceeds to pull the broken, bloody pieces out of his asshole, while the horrified viewer screams and cringes.
man, that lecture was as painful as glass in the ass.
That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.
That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.
by theguywithglassinhisass December 17, 2008
Get the glass in the ass mug.Your so cheap that you can't get to your money in your pockets and if you could you wouldn't because there is sharp glass in the bottom, therefore you won't try to get your money. Cheapskate.
by jdgator June 18, 2011
Get the Deep Pockets with Glass in the Bottom mug.That one book your AP World teacher requires you to read, but you never really understand the purpose of the book. Although your teacher gives you plenty of time to read the book, you will always procrastinate and read it the class period before. The book itself is split into six parts: beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and cola. Each part is mind-numbing and confusing and you'll eventually just get lost in what is going on. After finishing the book, I genuinely still have no idea why this book is so essential to understand world history.
Bob: Hey, wanna read A History of the World in 6 Glasses?
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.
In A History of the World in Six Glasses...
Chapter 2: Wine
**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
Any Reasonable Human Being: Why, does it look like I want to torture myself? You need to get checked out man...
Bob: Be nice, this book has some redeeming qualities.
ARHB(to themselves): Wow this dude is gonna stay a virgin his whole life.
In A History of the World in Six Glasses...
Chapter 2: Wine
**** ACTUAL EXCERPT ****
Wine was important, but yet it wasn't that important. Only the rich dudes could get it, but poor people could not. Some dudes diluted, while some dudes were raw. However, this brings up the question "Was the use of wine foreshadowing the development of the printing press and the Scientific Revolution?" However, the most important point out of all of this is that wahmen couldn't drink it, so wine is sexist. Therefore, you shouldn't drink wine because it was sexist.
by SleazyBoy December 28, 2018
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