Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic

A gay man's expression for a woman friend removing a dirty tampon from her vagina.

Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".

by laughinATCHA January 14, 2010

attic

where i keep all my kids

dude the kids in my attic wont shut the fuck up

by astolfo´s cock October 6, 2022

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

Dry Attic

When you banging an elderly person in an elevated location or position.

Damn, you hear that Bobby got fired from the retirement home for pulling a Dry Attic?

by MattDahmon November 7, 2019

Alishas Attic

The singer duo from London, Shelley and Kelly Poole, sisters, started the smoky eyes trend, loves Alanis, very unique. Had 2 albums, Alisha rules the world and Illumina. Underrated, but their music is incredible, straightforward lyrics, they live with Alisha, a naughty angel from their imagination.

"I can't explain her, she's so Alishas Attic!"

by air@angels February 1, 2013

Dry Attic

Having anal sex with a women in the Attic while she is face deep in insulation.

I gave some broad the Dry attic yesterday, I accidentally killed her though

by RAGEINGMAN November 7, 2019