Sneaky iguana

When two people have sexual intercourse while others are present .

Carson and Maleigh preformed the sneaky iguana while Caleb, Micah , and Amber were in the same bed !

by Iguana gang #1 June 11, 2018

Sneaky iguana

To have intercourse secretly while others are present

Carson and maleigh performed the sneaky iguana while caleb ,amber ,and micah were in the same bed

by Iguana gang #1 June 10, 2018

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

iguanaing

Avoiding being with someone by telling them you have better things to do, when in reality, you are doing nothing. Essentially saying "I'd rather do nothing than you"!
Rooted in the fact that iguanas sit around and do nothing all day.

When Sid realized how attractive Lizzie was, he regretted iguanaing her!

by optimaloutfits April 21, 2018

Warm Iguana Goop

A special goop that is made by the species called the "Warm Iguana Goop Producers" and is an Iguanian delicacy.

Person 1: "Bro, u ever heard of the saying that goes "Warm Iguana Goop gives you orgasm"?"
Person 2: "Naw, we're not from Iguania."

by Wig eater August 25, 2024

dusty iguana

Someone that was being rude like 3 seconds ago

You are such a Dusty iguana

by Dusty iguana June 13, 2017