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Penguin in the Iceberg

When you have penis in vagina sex while taking an ice bath.
We kept the penguin in the iceberg after our workout. It worked wonder on our muscle recovery.
by Ice_Fisher May 31, 2023
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Iceberg

A premeditated sexual act that involves freezing a shit in tupperware and concealing until intercouse. Right as the woman has an orgasm, you take out the frozen turd and flop it on her chest shouting "THERE'S THE ICEBERG BITCH!"
I opened Jim's refrigerator only to find it stocked not with edibles, but layer upon layer of ready to go icebergs.

"hey man, you gonna flush that shit? I need a couple icebergs for my girlfriend this week"

"you never see the iceberg until it is too late..."
by Mrfundays July 23, 2008
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Iceberg

When fecal mass begins to rise out of the toilet water, whilst the majority of the body is submerged
Prior his assassination, Abraham Lincoln spoke to John Wilkes Booth
Lincoln: I just Iceberged the toilet.
Booth: Huh?
Lincoln: I filled the water, and proceeded to fill the rest of the bowl.
Booth: Sic semper tyrannis!
by Von Braun May 31, 2010
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iceberg

Noun- Crap which sticks out above the toilet water due to the large amount of stacked crap.

Verb- To crap out crap which has part of it sticking above the toilet water.
Noun: Man, all that Mexican food made me crap out an iceberg.

Verb: I iceberged in the john after eating all that Mexican food.
by kracker_inthe_hood June 25, 2003
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iceberg theory

an trend that involves ANYTHING, being put in an photo shop ice berg and a bunch of stuff that's bizarre, its so popular, even TV shows have been put into this trend.
by someone else thats not u March 2, 2021
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Reverse iceberg

A turd which is 90% out of the water.
A: "I just did a reverse iceberg."
B: "Urgh, you look at your shit?"
A: "I couldn't help it, I was practically sitting on it."
by Dr Poo November 19, 2011
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Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
by Jon B-C January 26, 2014
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