phuongie-itis

scared of:
- door handles
- school lock
- darkness
- moths
- birds
- thunder
- ghost
- snakes
- insects
- flying things, UFO?
- heights
+ MORE childish stuff

aka. p-itis, pee-itis, lil sp-itis

- 'OH NO I HAVE BEEN HIT BY PHUONGIE-ITIS!'
- 'ONLY CHUCK NORRIS CAN HAVE PHUONGIE-ITIS'

by cute edward cullen March 17, 2009

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Costco-itis

A condition where a person can not avoid going to Costco in search of a good deal on something, even when the person went to Costco the day before and doesn't even need anything at the moment.

Mark has such a bad case of Costco-itis, that on the way home from work he stopped at Costco to look around eventhough he just shopped there two days ago

by Chunkyc September 19, 2006

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Paris-itis

Parisitis or Paris-itis is the unfortunate series of circumstances during which an adolescent (usually female) becomes exposed to and contracts the Paris virus (I don't mean syphilis) and begins to emmulate a certain spoiled Hilton family member. The individual is then refered to as a Paris-ite or, more commonly, a Parasite.

"Hey Benson, did you see that girl in the Prada sunglasses yelling at the waiter?" "Sure did Lushman, looks like someones contracted Paris-itis."

by RLush November 07, 2007

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aftersex-itis

That great feeling you get after sex. Some of the cures include: cold pizza, a nice glass of water, and of course, cuddling.

Cindy: "Hey, wanna go out and see a movie?"
Jill: "No thanks, I just got back from my boyfriend's house, and I have major aftersex-itis. Frankly, I don't want to move."

by Pelican Paulie April 25, 2007

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Cy-itis

The disease of failing to spell words correctly or not using any form of tense.

The term was coined by "Drizzle" on 8wayrun.com after a user, CrazyYoshimitsu, raped the english language for all it was worth.

Javachat Guy 1: Hye guys did you see the new mvioe.
Javachat Guy 2: Dude you have a bad case of Cy-itis.

by Osmoses_Jones April 08, 2009

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