I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.

Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.

Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..

I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

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lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004

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suck it easy you skeezy beezy

meaning like, go suck on something you slutty/skanky bitch
but in a nicer way!

like hey, go suck it easy you skeezy beezy.

by T a y y/B August 19, 2007

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If your happy and you know it clap your hands

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If your happy and you know it clap your hands
Homless people:Clap clap

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Noodle(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) December 7, 2018

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get it how you live.

living your life how you want to get what you want get if you can and don't care just be a boss. dont care what no one but you says.

person!: I want a new car but i don't know if i want the kind i want or what anyone else wants.

person2: man don't care about them jus get it how you live.

by hurricanecronic. February 22, 2009

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