A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.
"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"
"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"
"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"
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Tommy: Dude I'm going on the Interbewbz!!
Kegan: Oh man, I can't wait until that faggot justin beiber becomes the #1 most famous woman on the Web!
Tommy: Yeah he's pretty fucking gay, I can't wait until his balls finally drop so his voice turns to shit and we can be rid of this gay fairy nonsense.
Kegan: Oh man.
Kegan: Oh man, I can't wait until that faggot justin beiber becomes the #1 most famous woman on the Web!
Tommy: Yeah he's pretty fucking gay, I can't wait until his balls finally drop so his voice turns to shit and we can be rid of this gay fairy nonsense.
Kegan: Oh man.
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Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.
Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.
Jim: My buddy is coming over and says he wants to get intervention drunk this weekend!
Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.
Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.
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