Golden hyena

To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.

"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"

by Yurrick Hunt February 6, 2010

Hyena Ugly

A ditsy individual like the girls from Coyote Ugly (2000), but finds everything hilarious despite being rather ugly and seeming standoffish. They're usually pretty cool but no one really wants to get to know them. Known to wander the wastes aimlessly. Usually vegan

1.) Dang that himbo is a freak.

2.) Yeah, Hyena Ugly for sure.

by himbosasurus February 5, 2024

Hyena Hustle

One who roams solo like a nomad but also works with packs of others in order to gain the momentum that’s needed to succeed in life while achieving happiness at the same time while always staying on the grind

I have a business meeting in Ibiza to possibly open a new beach club so now is the time when I need my Hyena Hustle behavior to kick in with full speed ahead.

by HollAska January 2, 2023

Hyena

A gay man that only has sex with a woman if her penis is bigger than his.

A woman with a penis (especially if it's larger than her partners)

Plural- a couple that looks hetero, but is actually a gay man and a Trans woman or crossdresser.

Him: Hey, didn't I see Jake with Samantha at the work function? I thought he wasn't into girls.

Her: He's not, he's a hyena, Samantha used to be called Samuel back in highschool.

Him: Ahhh, so Sam's...

Her: uh huh, it's kinda like Bears, Otters, and twinks.

by NemoVi May 6, 2024

Hyena Relationship/Hyena Marriage

A hyena relationship or hyena marriage is basically when the woman calls all the shots in said relationship or marriage. She always tells her boyfriend/husband what to do and always puts him in check. In her eyes, she is never wrong. The meaning comes from the fact that hyenas are one of the few animals where the females dominate the males

Ever since my homie started dating his girl, she has been controlling him, and telling him what to do. She makes him do everything. Looks like's he stuck in a hyena relationship/hyena marriage

by chanceplan314 October 21, 2024

hungry hyena

when a pack of males pick up a fat chick take her back to a cheap motel

and eat farts out of her ass

"me and the boys ate a fat chick like hungry hyenas on a hippo"

by functioning fuctard September 8, 2025

winded hyena

a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.

“Hey did you hear about Sally? She totally got the Winded Hyena for her birthday.”

by NAMSARK July 22, 2019