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Sand Heeb

A sand heeb Is one who loves to come up with false claims and ask hundreds of questions everyday. If he sees a silver dollar the sand heeb will find it. A sand heeb is also normally a business genius.
“Yo sand heeb what do you want to do after college”-person 1 “gugu corps bro gonna be insane weed dispo in Africa, 500k within a year no doubt”-sand heeb
by Bruhthatoneguychad November 26, 2019
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Heebphones

When a Jew is too cheap to buy normal headphones, they resort to using vintage or old fashioned cans.

Sometimes the pair can be found at home, usually with a stereo receiver that has an 8 track, turn table and am/fm stereo mode on it. The wiring for the phones also has 1/4" plug for said receiver.

Heebphones can also be be a relative's old pair.

Often times they're given as gifts.

If not found within the house, they are found in a thrift store because no real store sells big stereo head sets anymore, and a Jew can perhaps get a better deal on them (talk the cashier down) at thrift stores. At the rare chance the phones are bought in an electonic store, they were extremely cheap.

Note: these are not to be confused with the new "Noise Cancelling Headphones". This type of headphones WERE the original set!
Example 1: At Chanaka, Shmuey was so excited at seeing a big box given to him by his parents, he mistook the headphones for something else. Upon opening the box, Shmuey let his disapointment known.

Shmuey: "It is! It is! Oh, Heebphones"

Example 2: Person A - "Listen, David, I don't care if those Nova 10s you found in your basement are the bees knees. Stop being a Jew and using your Heebphones. Go out and buy an updated set."
by Stalker Patches September 25, 2010
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heebie jeebies

A passe term used to refer to a feeling of being 'freaked out'.
The thought of George Bush being president of America gives me the heebie jeebies.
by Stuart October 11, 2003
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heebly jeeblies

An expression of suprise. Another phrase for, Oh My God!, oh wow, oh my, gosh.. Can be shortened to jeeblies, Pronounced: Hee-bu-lee Gee-bu-leees
Heebly jeeblies.. whats up with your hair?!
by Laura and Frankie February 24, 2008
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heeb jeeb

a miniscule dark brown hairy creature that only comes out in the fall and resides in forests and abandoned houses.
"Dude, did you see that heeb jeeb?" "Yeah, it was like this hairy little creature! I heard it only comes out in the fall!"
by ifeellikeaheroandyouaremyheroi December 23, 2008
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Heebonics

Yiddish-American slanglish, (c.f. Ebonics)
Q: So Hymie, vy iss yur nose so big?A: Oy, Nathan, air iss free. Have a Nosh, Sheldon. "Knock off the Heebonics, I already have a dick in my ear."
by Rastus January 26, 2006
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heeb

A person using coupons and/ or bonus points on minor purchases.
Dowd asked me to use his Duane Reade card on a pack of gum. Hes such a heeb.
by exlax2002 April 22, 2009
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