Jokes that typically have an unexpected punchline. Dark humor is twisted, evil, insulting and hilarious.
Geoffrey: Wanna her Dark Humor?
Kasey: Sure, whatever.
Geoffrey: What is pink, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Kasey: Your penis? I dunno.
Geoffrey: No, her miscarriage
Kasey: Sure, whatever.
Geoffrey: What is pink, six inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Kasey: Your penis? I dunno.
Geoffrey: No, her miscarriage
by Gkman01 September 18, 2016
Get the Dark Humor mug.The type of humor from the baby boomers (people born between 1945-1975). The humor is typically about iPhones and how young people don’t understand how books work and how everyone is addicted to their phones. It’s really unfunny
Typical boomer humor:
Kid: Hey tommy why isn’t the book turning on when I tap it???
Tommy: I guess it’s out of battery????¿?¿
Kid: Hey tommy why isn’t the book turning on when I tap it???
Tommy: I guess it’s out of battery????¿?¿
by Gimme the spaghetti O’s July 28, 2019
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GREG: Bobby.
BOBBY: What.
GREG: Did you know that Sharon Cox married Peter Eaton, and now her name is Sharon Eaton-Cox?
BOBBY: Greg, you're such a humorsexual.
GREG: I'm not a homosexual! I fucked Marsha!
BOBBY: No, I said a Humor Sexual.
GREG: Oh. Yep, sure am!
BOBBY: What.
GREG: Did you know that Sharon Cox married Peter Eaton, and now her name is Sharon Eaton-Cox?
BOBBY: Greg, you're such a humorsexual.
GREG: I'm not a homosexual! I fucked Marsha!
BOBBY: No, I said a Humor Sexual.
GREG: Oh. Yep, sure am!
by Peter Fuller June 18, 2006
Get the humorsexual mug.1) Hopelessly unfunny jokes, anecdotes, or one-liners, often told by executives, in a corporate environment that earn laughs from brown-nosers.
2) Hopelessly unfunny jokes, anecdotes, or one-liners referencing corporate ads or slogans.
2) Hopelessly unfunny jokes, anecdotes, or one-liners referencing corporate ads or slogans.
"Working hard or hardly working?"
"Hey guys, did you see that commercial with that duck?" (Imitates duck) "Hahaha, isn't that hilarious?"
"Hey Jim, how was the office party?"
"God awful! Nothing but corporate humor for 3 hours straight!"
"Hey guys, did you see that commercial with that duck?" (Imitates duck) "Hahaha, isn't that hilarious?"
"Hey Jim, how was the office party?"
"God awful! Nothing but corporate humor for 3 hours straight!"
by Bill5234 December 9, 2008
Get the corporate humor mug."Oh hi my lil smol bean!" "Our bean" "Communism" these are all phrases someone with band kid humor would say.
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Get the humorsexual mug.1. What makes the worst moments of our already miserable existence that more bearable.
2. A sixth sense which some have and others don’t.
2. A sixth sense which some have and others don’t.
"That man has no sense of humor."
by nethcev! August 24, 2006
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