lasagna hotpocket

When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.

It's so hot out i have a lasagna hotpocket in my pants! Hot and nasty!

by Loadedtatertot June 04, 2019

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Burnt hotpocket

the action of shitting in someone else's asshole and lighting the shit on fire

"bro my ass hurts" "what happened bro" "my mom made a burnt hotpocket out of me" "duck dude that shit crazy"

by ButtASSNAKEDWITHSUACEONMYDICK April 10, 2021

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cheesy hotpocket

when you eat a girl out with a yeast infection

ew he just at a cheesy hotpocket

by thomas646351718829293 February 10, 2016

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Backdoor Hotpocket

The backdoor hotpocket is just another term for the anus.

Man, i went and saw sara last night. She let me put it in her Backdoor Hotpocket

by paulykush July 27, 2018

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Hotpocket powers

Super powers used by a couple who love each other to thwart relationship ruiners but conjuring boiling lava hot hotpockets and squeezing them into peoples faces. Users may or may not wear matching "H" and "P" costumes.

This faggot is trying to break us up, lets use our hotpocket powers and melt his flesh!

by Juzz, AMR March 22, 2009

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