The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.
by senior sanchez October 24, 2011
Get the Irish Horseshoemug. a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )
by helpymcgee1371 March 10, 2011
Get the horseshoes and hand grenadesmug. by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019
Get the real horseshoe crab hoursmug. by Cal333 October 15, 2021
Get the throwed like a set of horseshoesmug. Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011
Get the horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear warmug. The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.
Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!
by Sazzy J October 11, 2012
Get the pubic horseshoemug. The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.
My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.
by Flank steaktastic October 31, 2015
Get the anal horseshoesmug.