Irish Horseshoe

The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.

He pounced upon his foe and gave him a full on Irish Horseshoe

by senior sanchez October 15, 2011

horseshoes and hand grenades

a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )

Man #1: Get ready for battle. Horseshoes and hand grenades!
Man #2: You too!

by helpymcgee1371 February 23, 2011

real horseshoe crab hours

it means molly wants to have sex with you

“yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”

by getownedmollylol June 30, 2019

throwed like a set of horseshoes

Spun the fuck out

Throwed like a set of horseshoes at the family picnic

by Cal333 October 15, 2021

horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

by EdwardW266 April 13, 2011

Horseshoe

Something you don’t wanna be caught throwing at your younger brother

Boy: bro shut the fuck up before mom sees I beat your ass with a horseshoe

Brother: but I fucking broke my arm

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

horseshoe

When Zionist venue owners/management cancel events at the last minute so as to try to cancel humanitarian Palestinian events

"oh man, did you hear, JJ's cancelled the Fundraiser for Gaza Children last minute"
"damn, Zionist pressure caused BB's to horseshoe the fundraiser for girls education last week, too!"

by hevalatia December 19, 2023