The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.
by senior sanchez October 24, 2011
Get the Irish Horseshoemug. a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )
by helpymcgee1371 March 10, 2011
Get the horseshoes and hand grenadesmug. by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019
Get the real horseshoe crab hoursmug. by Cal333 October 15, 2021
Get the throwed like a set of horseshoesmug. Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011
Get the horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear warmug. Gender sensitive-
Female term: Getting a horseshoe and putting one end in your vagina and the other end in your ass.
Male term: Wrapping your dick under your butt and shoving it up your ass to create a horseshoe shape.
Female term: Getting a horseshoe and putting one end in your vagina and the other end in your ass.
Male term: Wrapping your dick under your butt and shoving it up your ass to create a horseshoe shape.
by Sinisterfox3 November 25, 2020
Get the Horseshoeingmug. (verb)
To line your upper gums with Zyns (nicotine pouches) like you’re building a protective wall. Considered both a power move and a terrible idea.
When one Zyn just isn’t enough and you decide to push your limits in the dumbest way possible.
To line your upper gums with Zyns (nicotine pouches) like you’re building a protective wall. Considered both a power move and a terrible idea.
When one Zyn just isn’t enough and you decide to push your limits in the dumbest way possible.
by Wachale Guey August 19, 2025
Get the Horseshoemug.