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Horsehack

1. Proclamation of sudden disgust, generally paired with the word "Aww". See shit
2. Something that is blatantly incorrect or immoral

Word must be uttered using a low, raspy voice with a southern accent.
Aww horsehack!
That is horsehack!
by Cletus T. Washington January 5, 2005
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HORSECOUNTING

When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.
Just walked up to level 2 and caught some serious air horsecounting as I arrived
by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010
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Horse cock

A guy with a huge cock would say he has a horse cock🐎🍆, a horse cock also refers to a male horses huge cock
Girl-wanna fuck
Boy-hell ya
Girl-show me that horse cock
by My-6996 June 2, 2019
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horse cock

The rather large dong that grossly masculine study hall teachers whip out of their pants and slam on students' desks in order to intimidate them.
justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin die

ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her ginormous horse cock and slams it on the table)

brett: holy shit, that is one huge cock
by Brett BHS July 23, 2008
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horsefuck

The act of intruding into the personal affairs and expectations of another individual to a very high degree; resulting in some really fucked up shit. Commonly used by governments, lawyers, angry spouses, and insurance companies.
I'm getting horsefucked by that bloody bitch claims adjuster,because she won't include pain and suffering in my insurance claim. Cleetus and Billy Bob got theirs straightened out, I wonder how the other 47 passengers of the bus are doin' with their phony whiplash claims...hmmmm.
by Phil McCaverty December 12, 2003
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The Giant Lubricated Horse Cock

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In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock
by Chadeaux December 27, 2021
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horsecollar

A Southern slang term for vagina (due to its visual resemblance in iron form), usually used in reference to a girlfriend or a big vagina, either literally or referring to a really girly guy.
Orlando Bloom is a such a horsecollar.
by C. Friedman May 17, 2006
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