iron hoof

pouf, pantywaist,corksoaker

look at him, he must be an iron, carries a handbag.

by willy woofter October 15, 2003

bison hoof

abnormally large or stretched out, hangy,vaginal lips.

I got my bison hoof stuck in the zipper of my jeans yesterday!

by therivordreward May 19, 2005

buffalo hoof

camel toe in massive proportions

That woman has massive camel toe, nar is buffalo hoof

by Hendogs Cumsalot October 9, 2013

pussy-on-the-hoof

An easy lay, a nymph, a female who just can't get enough dick...any time any where any way.

Say did you fuck Jane, wow so did I, so did he, and so did she...with a dildo. She is just pussy-on-the-hoof.

by BarZ December 9, 2008

Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!

1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "

by KaySof August 6, 2012

Meth Hoof

A extreme form of athletes foot caused by extensive boot wearing. Often found on crankers who fall asleep in office chairs with boots on. Avoidable by wearing rubbermasterbaters due to air flow to your feet.

1. Put your socks back on Tyler no one wants to see your meth hoof.

2. Hey man when the last time you took your boots off that meth hoof is getting out of control.

by RoseJones March 29, 2021

stank hoof

When you step in something gross (that may or may not be poo) that leaves you with a rank smelling and looking foot. Like a horse stepping into its own doozie.

- Man, you got some serious stank hoof going on.
- You've really gotta sort that stank hoof out.

by jpdlglp June 18, 2017