horse hockey

1 horse excrement

2. nonsense

(See also horseshit)

We don't care about any of this horse hockey, tell it to someone who cares.

by Light Joker March 16, 2005

Field Hockey Body

A figure a female attains after a couple years of training for and playing field hockey. They build just enough muscle to achieve a perfect ass, perfect legs and usually have no fat on them at all. The only downside is they usually lack just a bit in breast size, but they compensate greatly elsewhere. Most (not all) girls who play the sport end up like this and perfect specimens of this are by far the hottest girls in the school (at least at mine).

Most of them play lacrosse in the spring, simply to maintain their figure.

Guy1: Damn that girl is fucking gorgeous.

Guy2: Yea she plays field hockey, her ass was sculpted by the hands of God. Typical example of a nice Field Hockey Body.

by lemonade/icedtea January 19, 2010

Hockey-slap

Some sort of sexual reference. Can be used to replace anything dirty or a threat, but with a funny connotation.

"If you don't watch it I'll hockey-slap you so hard you'll forget your name."

by onaboat April 19, 2009

Hockey player smile

A threat meaning to knock someone's teeth out. Hockey players commonly get pushed around and loose teeth over the years.

John, you ever touch my sister again, ill give you a hockey player smile.

by kingsir1 June 24, 2013

box-hocker

Slang for prostitute

Joey: Can i please scab a cigarette??
Prozzy: Listen kid, I'm not out here all night hockin' my box just to give you a cigarette!!
Joey: fine, you filthy box-hocker!!

by boxhockinwhore October 13, 2011

Anal Hockey

A game between two men played over 3 20-minute periods. To score a goal, a man must eject his semen into the other man's anus. The winner is the man with the most goals at the end of the game. A lot of strategy is used as it could take a long time for a competitor to reload a "shot".

Paulo won the anal hockey game 2-1 against mike, since he was unable to get a second shot on goal.

by BusterBill May 6, 2014

Kekle-heckle

1) noun: a person who laughs at comedians loudly to annoy or distract the audience, usually both.
2) noun: a cluster-fuck of random bullshit said by an autistic thing or a primitive black monkey when they see some other inanimate object after being a lonely fuck for a long time. The noise is actually quite similar with the sound of moose orgasm.

T ͙̫̬͙̳̈̓̅̆̄̍h̶̭͓̭̼̟̣̝̖̟̔͑̎̆̏͘ͅõ ̧̡̧̜̭̯̠͔̪̩͓̆͂̽͂̌̉͘͝ş ̪̙̜̙̠̠͆ẻ̵͕͙̮̖̦͎̭̳̥̀̉͠ͅ ̧̡̪̅̔̿͝p ̳̠̯̰̻͖͍̏̋̀ơ ̲͎̞̙̖̝̰̰̠̗̟͜ò̴̡̨̨̮̺̼̫̭͈͕͎̻̙̯͖̂r̵̨̧̧͍̤͖̫͎̬̘͓̮̫͆̏̍̈͂̅̎̔͐̀͆̕͘͠ ̴̨͔͙̳̠̜͎̯̔̅̑̈́̔̀̀̈́̆̓̉̕͝ͅM̵̱̺͈̔̈͒͐͛̏̌̋̈̓̚͠F̴̛̺͕̙͚͍̯͋̑̇ͅs̶͕͇̳̻͋͒̽̊͛̈̈́̚͝͝

Keemstar is often prone to kekle-heckles. Like when he said “alex is doing this shit, cause he is a fucking monkey!!!”

(The gif below if cool)

by ☣SUPA THICC BOIZ☣ July 15, 2018