hmphla

a word only the vice mayor is allowed to use.
the word is used after she has proven a point. or when sumone says sumthing stupid and she doesnt want to hurt their feelings so she keeps her mouth closed.or to fil awkward silences.

Random loser:"I'm thinking about moving to Timbuktu"
Lisa *thinks its a bad idea* "Hmphla."

by jiggyboo March 13, 2008

hmpfrt

a disgruntled fart

"I don't want to buttsecks you out in the open, it's fucking cold out there!"

*hmpfrt*

by Brenda Buttsecks October 19, 2008

HMPU

Hit My Phone Up. Telling someone to text or call your cellphone.

*On Facebook*

girl#1: I hate you so much. Why would you even do that???

girl#2: ??????????

girl#1: HMPU.

girl#2: kay.

by GreenEyedGirliie May 18, 2011

hmpcarta

Shorthand for How Many People Commenting Actually Read The Article?

When you'r e on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, etc. and you post an article and everyone goes batshit crazy ARGUING but they are only reacting to the headline, or 1 liner synopsis. After a flame-war erupts, someone posts HMPCARTA to ask How Many People Commenting Actually Read The Article?

by BleauxMoi July 26, 2016

hmpranav

Hm pranav is a legend among childrens.He is the god of legends.
This term was found by two boys who were playing a game called Pubg.They used to identify their enimies by saying'Dei one hmpranav is coming there da'

hmpranav is coming there da

by A child of 9th December 8, 2018

hmph

How many phones have. Used when somebody sends you a wrong message or email.
example on sms when some sends a wrong message.

Emma: Sorry, I sent the wrong message
me: hmph you do this all the time

by unicornkitty6789 February 4, 2020

HMPWOM

Abbreviation:
Pronounce: H(i)mp-w-o(h)-m
(How to Make People With Only a Machine)
A machine that makes -- and programmes -- a person.

John made a HMPWOM.

by Wargom July 14, 2024