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Shaggy Hickory

A Shaggy Hickory is a long dick that has never been manscaped. The hair on a shaggy hickory must travel at least a third of the way up the shaft. The shaft needs to be at least 5 inches flaccid and no less than 8 inches hard. They are more commonly found among woodsmen who really don’t really care about having hair on their dick.
She had no idea that he had a shaggy hickory, until it was too late. Once out of his pants she was fully committed.
by Muskoka Woodsman June 5, 2022
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Ripping hickory

The act of pulling the wooden handle of a recliner to kick back, relax, or nap—often as a well-deserved reward after completing something significant. It’s the ultimate move to unwind, signaling the transition from hard work to total relaxation.
1.After the grueling house fire, Capt. Rocky told us to rip some hickory and take a well-earned breather.
2. Capt. Jeff works a lot of overtime, so when he gets a chance, you’ll find him ripping hickory in the recliner at the station.
by Turboteebone November 18, 2024
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Hickory

something amusing or fucked up; degenerate shit
Let’s go hit some hickory tonight brotha
by Chiefnfjdndudvf f May 11, 2024
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Old Hickory Twist

Theres Stonewall doing the old hickory twist
by Sportsguy1776 January 20, 2016
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hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
by cam clyde November 5, 2009
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The Hickory Smoke

When you light a girls pubes on fire and the smoke that comes off of it is the hickory smoke.
Yo, you smell that? that's the hickory smoke!
by xa1e January 19, 2022
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