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Nina Hartley

A gorgeous blonde haired, blue eyed Jewish lady over the age of 45. Her namesake is a famous porn star, pioneer MILF and now GILF phenom still going strong!
Mrs Green, passing by: Hi Jody *smiles*
Jody waves and blushes.

Wayne: ..was that?
Jody: Yes.. my piano teacher, Mrs Green.
Wayne: Whoa! Total Nina Hartley! How can you concentrate?
Jody: I can't..

Or as a verb:
Tania: Way to Nina Hartley in front of my friends, grandma. 5 inch heels and a short skirt? You're such a show off! It's obvious you have a crush on Kelly.
by tex_toll6in April 28, 2023
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Hartlepool

Town situated in North East England,
1 Hour South of Newcastle.
Great attractions such as: Historic Quay, Marina, Lawrence, Divvy Sharon..
Moe: This towns a shit hole
Trev: Be gratefull you don't like in Hartlepool.

and

Moe: Isnt Hartlepool were Lawrence is?
Trev: Yes im related to him.
by Moe UK February 22, 2009
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herleen

A hoe that can't ever keep guys out of her pants. If you are to meet one, keep a distance of at least 20 meters. Wouldn't want a Herleen in your pants, now would you?
by erstdcfygv April 23, 2015
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heartless

Heartless are interesting creatures. Created from the bodies of those who have lost their hearts, they have one purpose: to destroy the gate to Kingdom Hearts, thus overflowing the Four Planes of Existance with Heartless. The Heartless come in many varieties, but are most commonly seen as Shadow-types.
"Those without hearts... I shall call them Heartless." -Ansem
by FinalHazard March 30, 2004
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The Hartley

This is a term used to describe the act of ripping a chicks tits off with just bare hands, similar to the bobbit, but this fine move should be reserved for only the most skanky of women.

Step 1) Ensure your subject is not aware of the impending maneuver
Step 2) Grasp the tit using the thumb and forefinger. Which hand you use for each breast will depend on whether you execute the maneouver from in front or behind the subject.
Step 3) Pull the tit directly away from the subject's core. A twisting motion can be utilized to loosen the tit in the event you do not have the strength to directly remove the entire handfull of breast.
I gave her The Hartley
by Narc Hartley March 29, 2010
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Courtney Taylor Hartley

Sexy! This chick is one hot person. She is totally hilarious and bleepy. She's sick minded and awesome. No rules can stop her from doing anything. Loves animals. Creative. Hippy. Possible future playboy bunny.
Bob: That's so sexy!
Fred: ikr! It's so Courtney Taylor Hartley!
by bleepychick September 26, 2010
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Hartlepool Dummy

The use of a Greggs Sausage roll or Pasty in place of a child's dummy by the classy young single mothers of Hartlepool.
Oi Tracy, can you not shut that screaming little shit up? Why don't you give it a Hartlepool Dummy
by Hennie1979 May 21, 2010
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