Hello Kitty Condoms

A better version of condoms. It's better than normals.

I love hello kitty condoms very much

by Hexturlicious April 27, 2021

hello kitty chick

Girls who have a baby face, who are short, and who like to stock up hello kitty dolls all over their bed.

Note: There is a distinct category of Asian girls who are diehard Hello Kitty fans ever since they are 5 yrs old.

1. Have you met any slutty Hello Kitty chicks lately?
2. This asshole loves to hang out with a shitload of Hello Kitty chicks all the time.

by Tiger Fish April 6, 2005

hello kitty fever

The lesbian attraction to cute Asian girls

Oh my god, I have hello kitty fever.

by Missgrey June 30, 2016

hello kitty tattoo

An Asshole, as inbetween your anus cheeks.

I work in the mall, and one time a girl wanted hello kitty accessories, so I shit in a bag for her.

She also wanted hello kitty fragrance, so I farted on her.

by Jared n' Chris December 11, 2004

hello kitty robe

that fucking hello kitty robe = definition of versatile... it cleans up throw up, wipes asses, is a bathrobe, and oh so much more.
to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit

shes throwing up again after a teenage binge drinking episode yo break out the hello kitty robe so we dont gotta use a mop.

no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the hello kitty robe.

i hate him i wanna use him the like hello kitty robe.

by hellokittyrobe October 29, 2011

Hello Kitty Coin Purse

A Hello Kitty Coin Purse is an extremely prolapsed vagina.

The dildo that I ordered was way too big. It ended up giving me a pretty sick hello kitty coin purse.

by YahooYoyoscam January 8, 2021

hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

by crustier August 4, 2023