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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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Hello Kitty

a kid who is in a cat costume, like it or not bitch
person: I like hello kitty

other person: what are you 5?
by bandu da simp May 6, 2022
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Hello kitty

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.
dude 1: are you retarded

dude 2: no

dude 1: do you like hello kitty

dude 2: yes

dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded
by I am in possession of nukes. February 13, 2024
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Hello kitty

only bad bitches love hello kitty hoessss
person 1 : hey did yk that bad bitches loveee hello kitty

person 2 : hyyy broo always ong
by hellokittyself December 23, 2022
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Hello Kitty

Hello kitty Imperial Japanese propaganda used by the nation of Japan to conceal the war crimes committed by the Japanese during world war II, crimes so bad that the Nazis told them to chill
Imperial Japanese general 1: we massacred so many civilians, how will we cover our tracks?
Imperial Japanese General 2: So there’s this cat that is really cute and will sell to small children around the world. I think I’ll call her Hello Kitty, UwU!!!
Imperial Japanese General 1: Genius.
by anonymous April 29, 2022
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Hello Kitty Coin Purse

The dildo that I ordered was way too big. It ended up giving me a pretty sick hello kitty coin purse.
by YahooYoyoscam January 8, 2021
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Hello kitty

GOD OF US ALL, TRULY SLAYS!
LOOK ITS HELLO KITTY
by Vtrecfrec January 21, 2023
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