Heaving

To go for a colloidal bust up with the boys, which entails one two paki and a three day bender. Only a true heaver will understand what it means to heave or be heaving.

It’s crazy to see how much Ungo has been heaving lately, it’s almost like he’s garrithuis.

by Sour lemon June 8, 2020

Heav

A shortened version of "heavy" used as a nickname to fat shame siblings who are arrogant about being overweight

Sibling 1: "Want to put your marshmallow creme and peanut butter down and ride bikes?"

Sibling 2: "I can't, I'm hungry and my show is coming on"

Sibling 1: "Enjoy your food, Heav"

by TheBFH September 14, 2023

Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.

Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.

by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019

heave bread

To put on an act seeming to remove one's own stomach contents by means of forced regurgitation, such as eating something that makes you sick.

Alan: Hey man, I think Jimmy's faking it.
Jake: Why do you think?
Alan: He said last night that he had to heave bread, that he might not be in for school today
Jake: I think you're right. Why wouldn't he be able to come in if he threw a loaf of bread?

by Mr. $mithers December 19, 2008

Heave

Lift or haul with great effort

She heaved the sofa back into place

by The-voice June 13, 2019

Heaving Lisa

When a female is nauseated and subsequently vomits because a larger than average penis has bottomed out inside of her vagina.

Noah gave Carly a case of the Heaving Lisas when that big 'ol horse dick of his was tapping her cervix..

by Coinerofnames December 26, 2021

the heave

The sexual act of entering from behind, while your partner is bent over throwing up vomit in the toilet. The “heave”, clenches up the anus or vagina and provides for extra tight stimulation with each heave. Provides for an incredible orgasm with the tightening and relaxing process which can last up to 5 mins. Several Shots of Tequila are the go to choice for a successful heave.

Hey bro! Susie had 7 shots of Tequila last night after we ate Mexican food downtown.
You know I got later, the heave! She puked all of my bathroom and I got mine!

by Baldy May 4, 2020