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happy-slapping

A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mobile phone. The video is kept as a trophy and passed round the class at school.

The chavs who engage in this don't seem to recognise it as assault or have any kind of conscience, which is very worrying. How long will it be before we read about "happy rapes" or "happy murders"?
In London, British Transport police have investigated 200 happy-slapping incidents in the past six months, with eight people charged with attacks at south London stations and bus stops in January alone
by Zoggi June 11, 2006
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Happy-slappy

It's the sound that a man's balls make when he's fucking her from behind.
Will pulled a happy-slappy on Lainey.
by James Lambert December 15, 2008
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happy slappy

Criminal acts, often caught on mobile video phone's and passed around to other children to witness. Often these are scenes of bullying, rape, and, in some cases murder.
Newspaper headline: "Happy slappy incident: gang of 19, average age 12, gang rape girl, 13".
by Flatster November 26, 2005
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happy slapping

The action of slapping your hand rapidly against your hand against rhe inside of your legs for pleasure or the anoyance of your friends
"He was happy slapping so loud and hard that it woke your mom."
by frissue April 27, 2015
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Happy Slaping

to go up to a random person and hit them in the face or kicked the shit out of them while someone eles tapes it on a mobile phone then put it on the web it can be 1 person doing it or a gang ( started in south london england in late 2004 )
mike got happy slaping last week he is so scared he wont go to school
by cornwall97 December 21, 2008
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Slapping the Happy Camper

a euphemism for male masturbation, or more literally, slapping someone that is just too perky.
by chas bran October 9, 2016
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slappy happy

The new way of saying "high five". It serves as a way to say, "hey yo" to friends, but includes rules. The rules: 1) When left hangin it is a "fumble", so anyone can steal it (after the person left hangin screams, "FUMBLE!"). 2) If you feel like being an asshole, or just feel like bringin some big defense into it, you can get an "interception" by basically putting your hand in the middle of some slappy happy that is goin on and stealing the slap from someone. The best defense is a combo move that takes electric hand speed; it could called both the “double interception” or “interception-fumble” because you hit both hands that are going for some slappy happy in less than 2 seconds. Slappy happy is extremely popular in high schools and colleges in both urban and suburban areas. Slappy happy is sweeping the world, and has been used on televsion in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Slappy happy was birthed by Nick B. in Wilmington, Massachusetts during his sophomore year @ Wilmington High (Class of '07).
Nick: Hey son, gimme some slappy happy.
*Nick proceeds to collide hands with a friend, which almost always makes a painfully loud slap sound*
Friend: Ok yo, I'll see you around later.
by B-RAM May 1, 2006
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