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Haushaltskombigerät

sexsitisches synonym für eine Frau
Kombination aus Haushalt und Kombigerät
1: Mein Haushaltskombigerät hat mir kein Bier gebracht
2: Oh nein, meins macht das immer
by nickspick May 5, 2021
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blount handshake

Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.
Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.
by Bongaboi September 5, 2009
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dutchman handshake

Same thing as a dutch rudder, but with a cooler and more convenient name
As his best friend he gives him a dutchman handshake every week.
by mircea.ene July 30, 2010
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Captains Handshake

The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.
So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!
by Jeff Steves June 28, 2011
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Milwaukee handshake

hand job while wearing a work glove
This road is rougher than a Milwaukee handshake.
by itstrue42 April 29, 2013
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Keewatin Handshake

A handjob performed with the non-dominant hand. Also referred to as a "Norman Non-Dom", this is a traditional sex move performed by the inhabitants of Keewatin, Ontario, Canada. This is considered the lowest form of sexual commitment between a couple, and is often motivated by feelings of pity rather than romance or love.
I was at the Rippers the other night and saw a greasy stripper giving some fat dude the old Keewatin Handshake in the back. Fuckin' typical.
by KtownLaddy February 9, 2015
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Hotmill Handshake

It starts with two men, assuming the docked position. Then using a handful of industrial grease, jerking each others shafts.
Kevin and Jason had too much time at work, so they each grabbed a handful of grease and gave each other the 'Ole Hotmill Handshake
by Copco May 13, 2016
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