Haulass Hyena

Someone who instigates a problem or troublesome event, and then quickly leaves or runs off before it can be resolved, leaving other people to handle it. Normally, This is done out of a sense of amusement, usually only to the benefit of the offender.

Named for the song, "Haulass Hyena", By The Cramps.

"Johnny told my girlfriend I was having an affair with one of my coworkers, then ran off laughing before I could say anything!"

"What a Haulass Hyena."

by Ravenboy13 January 29, 2021

Hyena Relationship/Hyena Marriage

A hyena relationship or hyena marriage is basically when the woman calls all the shots in said relationship or marriage. She always tells her boyfriend/husband what to do and always puts him in check. In her eyes, she is never wrong. The meaning comes from the fact that hyenas are one of the few animals where the females dominate the males

Ever since my homie started dating his girl, she has been controlling him, and telling him what to do. She makes him do everything. Looks like's he stuck in a hyena relationship/hyena marriage

by chanceplan314 October 21, 2024

bacon (hyena arc)

when a person named bacon becomes a furry, and enters a so called "hyena arc"

bacon decided one day to become a FURRY, and changed their name to bacon (hyena arc)
hey bacon (hyena arc) i went to GAYVILLE and everyone there knew you

by NOT tattoochicken July 18, 2025

hungry hyena

when a pack of males pick up a fat chick take her back to a cheap motel

and eat farts out of her ass

"me and the boys ate a fat chick like hungry hyenas on a hippo"

by functioning fuctard September 8, 2025

Hyena Crips

The Hyena Crips are small local Crip-affiliated street gang located in Detroit,Mi specifically the Five Points neighborhood (48219), they are known for gang graffiti and street disputes with rival gangs. They are also known by names like “ScoreGang”, “Two-Syxx Gang” and “W7M ETGC” and they are alleged to be apart of a larger local Crips-street gang alliance known as “5PN”

“the Hyena Crips only known for tagging, do they ever slide and up blick?”

by 313forLife September 16, 2025

The Internet Hyena's Grasp

The definition of either:

1) The Internet overinflating a trifle and milking it for every last ounce of content
2) Everyone and their gramma taking a current event and making a video about it

The word comes from the YouTuber W3TB who compares these actions to Hyenas ganging up on weak animals for food.

Pyrocynical was really ripped to shreds by The Internet Hyena's Grasp.

by anonymous June 19, 2024

Hyena

A gay man that only has sex with a woman if her penis is bigger than his.

A woman with a penis (especially if it's larger than her partners)

Plural- a couple that looks hetero, but is actually a gay man and a Trans woman or crossdresser.

Him: Hey, didn't I see Jake with Samantha at the work function? I thought he wasn't into girls.

Her: He's not, he's a hyena, Samantha used to be called Samuel back in highschool.

Him: Ahhh, so Sam's...

Her: uh huh, it's kinda like Bears, Otters, and twinks.

by NemoVi May 6, 2024