Headless gingerbread man

gingerbread men always end up headless because you are supposed to always eat the head first if you don't you have no meaning in this world so basically you're a worthless peice of trash

The headless gingerbread man tried to run away but I wouldn't let him!

by Your twin made this 😂😏 December 24, 2014

Headie One

Big fat forehead

"Look at Headie One over there"

by Pyrexliving January 25, 2022

Headism

A potato-based religion, whose god is the host of a giant-floating-head race's intergalactic song competition

No one:
Headass: I believe in headism.

by handsy559 January 27, 2019

Headless Chicken Race

A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison Keillor describing headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."

The project was late, so the boss decided to add a dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.

by Robert Merrill June 22, 2006

heddies

A dank type of weed, top-notch shit

yo fucka, you paying me 40 dollars or i ain't giving you an 8th, this shit is heddies.

by relaxinjackson5 September 22, 2006

Headdesk

Similar to a facepalm, except much more severe. Refers to the action of banging your head against a desk or table.

Girl 1: So I accidentally fell out of a window today...
Girl 2: God you are SUCH a blond. *headdesk*

by BitchandBastard October 14, 2011

house of heavies

a house full of fat people

that house of heavies must weigh about 20 tons

by George Courtney February 23, 2004