hair hatted houligans

A word coined by comedian Tommy Sotomayor describing a ratchet female, typically exhibiting bad behavior in public,mostly criminal and wears hair weave. The identifying characteristic of this weave is that it looks obviously unnatural and fake making the weave look like a hat rather than her real hair.

1)News report-shows mugshots of women with blond wigs on in news report. Viewer says "Them hair hatted houligans were caught shop lifting at Walmart".

2)Store owner to cops-"Three hair hatted houligans had a big fight and tore up my Waffle House!!! Get them outta here,arrest them all!"that

3)Simps standing on corner at liquor store staring lustfully -"Those two hair hatted houligans with all them kids got some big asses, lets go holla at them bitches!"

hair hats hair hatted houligans weave bitch bitches hoes hoe whore whores simp simps nigga niggas

by redbonegal September 15, 2013

hair job

A hand job given by a female with long, soft hair. The female drapes her long silky hair around the males erection and proceeds with a normal hand job.

She must've had a hell of a time untangling her hair after that hair job last night.

by eerie February 19, 2005

hair hatted hooligan

a woman (typically black) who wears a lot of weave in her hair

Guy 1: yo you see that bitch with the weave?

Guy 2: we call that a hair hatted hooligan

by OutKast4ever April 13, 2013

Hair Hamster

A pile of hair that has formed from hair that has fallen around a room. The hair is at some point brushed or moved into a pile and left, therefore forming the hair hamster.

me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."

Other person: "......"

by Jalberg June 12, 2012

Hair Straight Back

Refers to a speed demon driving at blind speed to get to there destination on time. they’re usually rockin a mulley, listening to 80z hair metal music, Hackin darts, and is probably from Northern Alberta Canada who works at the oil patch eh!

Oh ya buddy! I was on highway 881 on my way to Fort Mac and I was haulin ass while drivin in a shit show of a blizzard. I went through 2 packs of darts that night and I was in a rush so I ripped some lines to keep me awake and I was fuckin given’er, hair straight back, on the highway to hell partner! 🤘🏼⚡️🚬

by Tony T Trucking October 23, 2019

hair sniffer

joe biden

joe biden is a real hair sniffer

by Just a random cow January 8, 2021

Hair Cape

hair cape = a hip way of referring to your hair

Popularised by Amanda Bynes via her twitter.

i like my hair cape wavy or straight it just can't be dull

by jnoaccident July 28, 2010