Magma gru

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Person 1: Who is Magma gru?
?????? ?: The less you know the better

by Wyote100 August 15, 2022

gru

The word “gru” means girl in Glokkanese language terms and it is highly classified vocabulary,

“Junior sees a gru and he turns red and run in the other direction”

by 503steppa August 7, 2024

Magma Gru

The less you know the better

Magma Gru is coming after you

by Wyote100 August 15, 2022

The Gru mode

The Gru mode is a state of being one can maybe achive at pivotal moments where they can proform superhuman feats. It was first shown when in the movie despicable me where Gru enters this god-like mode to dodge several sub sonic missiles and one punch a shark to save his adopted kids Agnes, Margo and Edith from Vector.

Boy 1: How did he beat us there were 10 of us vs just him!
Boy 2: Yeah and he beat all of us in less then a minute!
Boy 3: We had no chance we should of ran after he entered the Gru mode.

by Sir_Keith September 21, 2022

asta gru

a woman who has godly pussy

jeff: dude… just fucked with sarah… she has that asta gru, fr fr no cap

by mariusgalaxystudio August 2, 2022

GRU Division "P"

A lego communist foundation which works on ROBLOX allied SCP:F games (SCP roleplay games), it has detachments such as Bodark, SPETSNAZ (including FSO) and FSS (basically a Detachment that specializes in enforcing the regulations)

Respected male: Man, I want to join GRU Division "P"
NPC: No, I heard they are the worst! Join a cooler department like ScD or MD, or the best combative department, SD!!

by averageMale_z August 14, 2022

Gru

Most handsome man alive.

“Gru is so sexy with his minion army!”

by beachbro88 June 6, 2023