If you can personify poor financial decisions as a school , welcome to greenridge . So poor in fact , they bought a "interactive television" at the side of the general office whom anyone's business to go there is to kena cane or get class key , they even bought plastic covers for the new tables which they thought students would be unable to vandalize the tables , only for those covers to turn into frisbees during breaks in between classes , and have dicks and gay love letters drawn inside out of the table . After all that spending the most they did with the remaining money was give 1 or 2 new equipments to CCA's where 90% of the equipments are so old and broken can definitely be considered hazardous. Not to mention this school has everything you need , stay back daily , geh kiam discipline masters and an unhealthy number of teachers who would give you detention like they're fortune slips. Teachers there are hardly doing their job but to vent and rant their feelings outwards to their students in forms of copying textbook 100 times , "my class only ends when I end the class" or hand them the "go to detention after school" Card . They also urge student leaders to run their CCA so they can lepak drink teh tahrik at the canteen then stroll back to the CCA rooms after admiring the budget scenery .
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-Don't go in the greenhouse unless you've already had drugs
-Don't use a credit card in the vending machines unless you want your identity stolen
-When the lunch bell rings, if you don't run you won't get food
-Don't even try to go on the patio or one of the rent-a-cops will get you detention
-Scrubs are super comfortable but try to avoid getting dress-coded everyday
-Don't put glue in the locks or you'll be arrested
-Don't write who you want to blow up on the bathroom stall or you'll get arrested
-Don't get a locker or the druggies will store their weed in there and you'll get framed and arrested
-If the dogs come always check your locker the day before if you can
-The teachers are totally chill with you coming to school high
-The science hall door is always unlocked
-Do not throw up in the portables
-You can say nigga no matter what race you are
-Don't automatically assume someone is a girl or a boy
-Don't brag about your grades near the jocks
-Lacrosse & Basketball > Football & Baseball
-Dress up during HoCo week or feel the wrath of the red-neck patriots
-Beware of 'virgin' jello shots unless you want to get drunk
-If someone says Pharmacy or Gaybrier they probably mean your school
-If you put vodka in your clear water bottle, no one will notice
-If your soul dies, you always have next year :)
-Don't go in the greenhouse unless you've already had drugs
-Don't use a credit card in the vending machines unless you want your identity stolen
-When the lunch bell rings, if you don't run you won't get food
-Don't even try to go on the patio or one of the rent-a-cops will get you detention
-Scrubs are super comfortable but try to avoid getting dress-coded everyday
-Don't put glue in the locks or you'll be arrested
-Don't write who you want to blow up on the bathroom stall or you'll get arrested
-Don't get a locker or the druggies will store their weed in there and you'll get framed and arrested
-If the dogs come always check your locker the day before if you can
-The teachers are totally chill with you coming to school high
-The science hall door is always unlocked
-Do not throw up in the portables
-You can say nigga no matter what race you are
-Don't automatically assume someone is a girl or a boy
-Don't brag about your grades near the jocks
-Lacrosse & Basketball > Football & Baseball
-Dress up during HoCo week or feel the wrath of the red-neck patriots
-Beware of 'virgin' jello shots unless you want to get drunk
-If someone says Pharmacy or Gaybrier they probably mean your school
-If you put vodka in your clear water bottle, no one will notice
-If your soul dies, you always have next year :)
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