goiter boy

an annoying person who can't stop talking and thinks he is the greatest, but is truly a moron. Takes pleasures in others misfortune-bcz whatever he has or does it the greatest.

Oh no, goiter boy is here lets hide b4 he chews my ears off

by jason rumford May 4, 2006

The gopher

Putting your fingers in a girl's vagina and then popping your fingers out of her butt, sniffing around like a gopher.

Relax, she is pleased because i gave her the gopher.

by sex master j balls June 18, 2011

gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

GOPper

Mindless lemming of the Grand Old Party; a blind follower of the Republican Party. An adherent of the "My party, right or wrong" philosophy. A conservative tool. A Republican fool.

The hand-picked crowd of GOPpers lobbed softball questions to their fearless leader.

by Saitia June 6, 2009

Gopher Holing

When you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your butthole wanting to escape. Usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.

Hurry up dude I'm gopher holing!

by vloky July 1, 2004

gontermaniac

One who is a fan of David Gonterman, in either a humorous or legitimate way.

"I love Davey-kins! I'm the #1 GONTERMANIAC!"
"Gonterman is goddamned insane, and the horrid quality of his work is so bad, it doubles over into good. I think that makes me a gontermaniac."

by Chainsaw Dudley April 7, 2003

Gopher King

Eclectic, nocturnal personality of Darkchyld. Bound to this realm through the ideals and dreams of world domination.

All will hail the Gopher King! Ye shall know his might or suufer the wrath of Fluffy... He is the destroyer of worlds.

by Darkchyld June 16, 2004