Goose

A feathered, loud, flying mammel
The goose flew honking all day long
by Goose26 March 02, 2015
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An object or occurrence which inspires feelings of joy and excitement within an individual usually without expectation or warning of the goodness of the thing. (Can also be applied to the actions of a person)
When you slapped my ex-boyfriend, I didn't realize it would be so goose!
by KatcUp February 10, 2010
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The saggy vaginal lips of a desperate slutty girl.The vaginal lips droop lower than a 90year old womans tits
"katie has a goose!"
" lol"
by wesleythegreat June 12, 2008
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1. A feathered, winged creature that is often found at ponds or lakes
2. A member of the opposite sex (usually female) who is obsessed with a member of their opposite sex, but with little chance of ever having a relationship with them
3. A member of a relationship who is overly clingy to their other half, to the point of becoming frustrating for the object of their devotion
1. "Watch out for the goose in the road!"
2. "That girl is a total goose"
3. My girlfriend can be such a goose!
by EddyB February 07, 2005
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To take another females money.
If you took a females money, you would say "I just goosed her".
by Natural K September 08, 2009
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Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.
"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

"Yep..."
by pagemeister May 03, 2008
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the worst insult possible with the least effort
by dingdonghello2 November 02, 2009
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