Goose

An object or occurrence which inspires feelings of joy and excitement within an individual usually without expectation or warning of the goodness of the thing. (Can also be applied to the actions of a person)

When you slapped my ex-boyfriend, I didn't realize it would be so goose!

by KatcUp February 9, 2010

Goose

The saggy vaginal lips of a desperate slutty girl.The vaginal lips droop lower than a 90year old womans tits

"katie has a goose!"
" lol"

by wesleythegreat June 12, 2008

Goose

1. A feathered, winged creature that is often found at ponds or lakes
2. A member of the opposite sex (usually female) who is obsessed with a member of their opposite sex, but with little chance of ever having a relationship with them
3. A member of a relationship who is overly clingy to their other half, to the point of becoming frustrating for the object of their devotion

1. "Watch out for the goose in the road!"
2. "That girl is a total goose"
3. My girlfriend can be such a goose!

by EddyB February 7, 2005

Goose

To take another females money.

If you took a females money, you would say "I just goosed her".

by Natural K September 8, 2009

Goose

Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.

"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

"Yep..."

by pagemeister May 3, 2008

Goose

the worst insult possible with the least effort

Yo, your such a goose.

by dingdonghello2 November 2, 2009

Goose

To fail in a highly important round in a competative computer game.

Man, you should have clutched that, you totally Goosed it!

by aimbotcfg February 8, 2010