GOON 

goon is basically a real person, also a goon is somebody you pay money to go beat somebody or scare somebody...Goon originated in Florida!...The rest living in different states are just followers!

You fuck wid me i bet im goin have dem fuckin goonz comin fa yo azz

GOON by Flawda guh October 20, 2008

Goon 

Australian slang that refers to cheap wine that typically comes in large sealed packets in boxes, of which is referred to as a "goon sack". Usually always tastes like shit, and is normally intended to get people as drunk as possible on the smallest budget possible.

Whilst it's supposed to be dispensed into glasses or cups, many people simply tear it out of the box and scull it straight from the sack.

Oi mate pass me the fuckin' goon sack ya cunt

Goon by An Ambient Grey November 16, 2013

goon 

An ugly and retarded person as told in a cruel way. As explained by Billy Brown in Buffalo '66 to his friend.

(Excerpt from Buffalo '66)
(Talking to friend on the phone that insists people call him Rocky instead of Goon)
Billy Brown: You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded. And you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. And you'll always be Goon... Goon, Goon, Goon. And that's what I'm gonna call you for the rest of your life, is Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, okay? So fuck you.

goon by Daniel M. M. June 16, 2006

Goon 

When used by a girl in reference to a cute guy who is teasing her, "goon" ironically adopts an endearing connotation. In such a context, "goon" is synonymous to "goofball." It certain scenarios it can be indicative of romantic interest.

Oh my gosh, Andrew, stop teasing me. *giggle* You are SUCH a goon.

Goon by ThatFishWhoDatedJulia July 20, 2020

Goon 

Hired thug, also could used to describe a person who does stupid things/says stupid things that are funny.

Watch out for Jokers goons

Goon by Snowboardguy15 June 21, 2015

goon 

The act of laying shit, feces, or fecal matter.

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a goon.

goon by Jim Nunan January 12, 2004

Goon 

A group of indescript people who are ordered around, or look up to an individual (Goon/s). Can also be used to describe a person who is sociall inadequate. Lastly, a colloquial term for hired thugs/goons.

I'll get my goons to come to the party, you getting your cronies?

Look at that goon over there, he's such a loser...

Some goons broke johnny's legs!

Goon by Ivory Dragon May 7, 2005