Goon

A harmless fool, who contributes absolutely nothing to society. Totally harmless but undeniably irritating.

'Most of the people on a small world are complete Goons'

by cup cake July 20, 2005

Goon

A guy with a girlfriend.

Guy 1-"Did you hear that Nick is a goon now?"
Guy 2- "Yay i know, kk lol"

by adambitch August 23, 2009

Goon

One of Bosh’s followers from the Xbox destiny 1 community. (Someone who simps for bosh)

Oh my god Perilous Place is such a goon!

by Candyapple34 September 07, 2020

Goon

Alexander Pesci .

Why, look who it is! Douglas Wayne Phillips! What a goon. Oh wait, it's not Wayne, it's his goon protege, Alexander Pesci.

by Aaron April 18, 2005

Goon

Shit soft faggots call themselves.

"y0 br0 im such a go0n! #YOLO"
>the "goon" proceeds to mow the lawn for his allowance money.

by GoonSlayer August 21, 2012

Goon

Someone who thinks they are the most badass motocross rider out there, when they are slow, don't jump anything, and don't even have the right gear

That kid is a real goon

by Motorists September 01, 2015

Goon

Goon; The meaning of a wanna be convict or a criminal!

Mate, your a fucking goon, JOG ON

by Liam matthews September 08, 2008