Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover December 1, 2023
Get the Kneading the geysermug. When you get so drunk at the bar in St.Louis and order dominos when you get back to the hotel. After eating the pizza you then proceed to projectile vomit (like a geyser) all over the hotel room.
Yo, you should’ve seen Sally last night! We got back to the room and she St.Louis pepperoni geysered everywhere!
by Disbeme February 5, 2024
Get the St.Louis Pepperoni Geysermug. the act of putting grape fanta into your partners ass. getting a straw and blowing in making the fanta come out.
by ubfrfrg March 5, 2022
Get the grape geysermug. Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.
by noirfra December 4, 2024
Get the Floppy Geysermug. by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021
Get the san francisco geysermug. When you dont want to have sex so you use a crystal geyser water bottle and stick it where the sun dont shine for her enjoyment, must be intoxicated.
"Nah I didnt want to so I hit her with the Fremont Geyser in the back seat of my car." " You nasty bastard."
by MikeOxmaul247 July 13, 2021
Get the Fremont Geysermug. 