Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
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Get the Kneading the geyser mug.The act of urinating while your penis is fully erect, referred to also as Mount St. Urin, Morning wood surprise, or uncorking the yellow.
by Wetbackeralamo69 May 13, 2015
Get the geyser under pressure mug.Sticking your penis in a smokers throat hole, but instead of going down, you would go up into the mouth. You would climax out of her mouth and it would be reminiscent of a geyser.
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Get the blood geyser mug.When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.
"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".
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Get the san francisco geyser mug.With a raging boner and a full bladder, the king had no choice but to do a handstand for his bone geyser
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