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play some geometry dash

When someone has a skill issue
“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me
by SalmonNugget May 30, 2022
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Geometry Dash your mom

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"
Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y May 6, 2022
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national geometry dash day

A day to celebrate geometry dash! Everything about geometry dash is celebrated except base after base because it sucks.
"Hey Joe, it's national geometry dash day today!"
"Wow Jim, I sure love everything about geometry dash except base after base because it sucks."
by arandomgdfurry October 10, 2022
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Geometry Dash

Geometry Dash was released in 2013, it's a rhythm game where you jump over simple obstacles—inspired by "The Impossible Game". The creator of Geometry Dash is Robert Topala "RobTop or RubRub". RobTop is from Sweden. He is currently 37 years old.
Geometry Dash had a lot of updates.
The updates are:
1.0
1.1
1.2
1.3
1.4
1.5
1.6
1.7
1.8
1.9
2.0
2.1
2.2
2.2 Had a huge delay because the community kept asking for more ideas for 2.2 like switching gravity, more triggers, etc.
RobTop said that 2.2 would come out in October but it came out in November.
Robtop added a lot more icons as well.
A website called "Pointercrate" shows the top 150 hardest Geometry Dash levels.
There are a lot of popular YouTubers who play Geometry Dash.
Kingsammelot, Cursed, Zoink, SpaceUK, EVW (EricVanWilderman), Viprin, GuitarHeroStyles, KaiGuy and many many more!
Currently, the hardest level in Geometry Dash is "Tidal Wave"
The difficulties in Geometry Dash are:
N/A
Auto
Easy
Normal
Hard
Harder
Insane
Easy Demon
Medium Demon
Hard Demon
Insane Demon
Extreme Demon.
The main levels in the game are:
Stereo Madness
Back on Track
Polargeist
Dry Out
Base after Base
Can't Let Go
Jumper
Time Machine
Cycles
xStep
Clutterfunk
Theory of Everything
Electroman Adventures
Clubstep
Electrodynamix
Hexagon Force
Blast Processing
Theory of Everything 2
Geometrical Dominator
Deadlocked
Fingerdash
Dash.
Person 1: Hey dude, have you played Geometry Dash yesterday?
Person 2: You gotta be kidding me! I play it every day!
by Arti_i January 3, 2025
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Geometry Dash

A game made by Robert Topola and 2.21 will never come out :(
UwU FIRE IN THE HOLE
person 1: I love geometry dash
person 2: FIRE IN THE HOLE
person 1: pls no
by TheCatKing May 4, 2025
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Hop on Geometry Dash

A slang that is most commonly used by gay men to have aggressive oral sex with femboys.
Ricardo: Yo dude i really wanna hop on geometry dash
Xavier: Thats really disgusting man.
by empireism July 24, 2025
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GEOMETRY DASH

GAME THAT DOESN'T HAVE PUBERTY AND NEVER CHANGES OR UPDATES
GEOMETRY DASH IS FUN GAME BUT WONT UPDATE
by ELONG MUSK August 11, 2022
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