Gareth

A British slang term for a particularly strong and addictive variety of marijuana, generally very expensive and rare.

Normal grass just isn't doing it for me at the moment, old chap... I think I'll procure some Gareth.

by FactFinder November 13, 2014

the gareth

putting serious groundwork in with that special man or lady in your life... typically instigated by a male trying to score (with someone totally out of their league!)

I worked the gareth hardcore last night and got no where!, I laid the gareth well last night, that bloke is the king of the gareth groundwork... watch out for him and his smooth as moves

by e-pav diggity dawg January 28, 2011

Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.

"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"

by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016

GARETH<3

Two guys that are in a very gay-relationship, two guys that likes to jerk eachoter off and suck eachothers d***
(BY MAD GIRL, HI GUYS!)

"Wanna play some Gareth<3-games?"
"Omg, those guys do Gareth<3-shit togever"

by ShitIloveGareth January 3, 2017

GarethPococking

When your to afraid to tell your parents that you want to be the opposite sex that you cum in your mums knickers to compensate your anger and inner feelings.

I was so into that GarethPococking that my dick was sore for days but it was partially because I caught an std from it.

by mustbedoneatleast3times August 8, 2017

Gareth

A rapist. He has raped many people including his sister

Gareth was just here watch out

by Zia’s Lover November 6, 2017

Gareth

Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.

FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth

by Gareth Hunt's wrist action June 6, 2019