Pocket Guac

Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa

Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac

by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018

Guac for head

When you need dat guac so you give dat gay nigga head, sometimes Thanos joins too and used his chin for as a vibrator.

Person 1: Hey you got dat Guac?
Person 2: yeah i'll give it to you if your a pleasure to master Thanos and his flappy ass chin, Guac for head i guess
Thanos 69: Nigga what?
Person 2: You a big forehead nigga m8

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

Lost my guac

A phrase that means "lost my mind." It is commonly used by people that love guacamole or can't stand it because they don't want to lose there guacamole.

"Dude, I just lost my Guac!"
"My mom bought me some guacamole and now I lost my guac."

by Dragónverde September 24, 2018

Guac

Guac an issue or trouble

I knew that should’ve studied earlier now I’m gonna have extra guac

by Guac man March 20, 2019

Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

by DJ CEL May 9, 2019

stuiped guac dingo

That word no one knows about, yet it's always offensive.

Man 1: You're a stuiped guac dingo!

Man 2: You take that back!

Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)

by LokiTheGreyMan May 18, 2018

pop a guac

The act of nutting in ones ass as they shit at the same time

"I was hitting Martha from behind then I popped a guac . "
" you should {pop a guac}

by bigdickjohn241 May 21, 2018