grooming minors

When a grown-ass man fucks a 14-17 year old child.
Roblox YouTubers by the name of Ribs and Notive groomed minors in 2023.

Ribs: OH YEAH DADDY I WANNA START GROOMING MINORS SO FUCKING BAD NIGGA!

by binchillin_goofyahh October 23, 2023

Simon Groom

Slang for anal sex

Want to come to my house for some Simon Groom?

by Anonymous April 01, 2003

grooming circle

When a wahmen has 4-6 men brush her hair. Each man will receive a numbered brush. No tugging.

Girl:'Do want to join my grooming circle ?'
Guy:'Fuck yeah'

by CaptainAwesomeTRexWahmenRespec January 04, 2018

well-groomed

Refers to shaved or styled pubic hair.

Since his pubic hair was totally shaved off, and hers was styled into a heart shape, they were both well-groomed.

by Francisco94105 June 23, 2011

Groom Juice

The semen a bridegroom emits while dancing with the Maid of Honor at his wedding reception.

Friend: Dude, what's that stain on your Armani's?

You: Oh man, my wife's sister is fine so I think it's Groom Juice.

by Cletus_Longshanks March 08, 2010

grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).

When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.

by Beer Wolfe November 06, 2007

c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

by Xaime June 01, 2019