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a synnonym for a grandmas nasty old crusty vagina. even though people dont think its possible, a yellow/green gooo will develop after too long of a period without sex or after menopause.
Q:why didnt grandpa go down on grand ma?

A:have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwitch?

kid talking to grand pa
kid:grand pa?
grandpa:yes boy?
kid:arent you lactose intolerant?
grandpa:why yes child. i am... why do you ask?
kid: well, every time im over hear i see you eat grandmas grilled cheese and you dont seem to look sick untill you open your eyes.
by will tremaine May 10, 2005
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Occurs when a man is giving a woman oral, and places a slice of cheese on a woman's vagina, lets it melt, and proceeds to eat the cheese off.
Dale: You ever have a grilled cheese sandwich?
Brennan: Like the food?
Dale: No the position
by BenEpps March 2, 2010
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A unit of time that is commonly mistaken for a standard minute. Grilled Cheese Minutes are equal to either one minute and thirty seconds all the way up to five minutes.
"Hey, when will you be home?"
"I should be home by 5:00."
"Is that in normal or Grilled Cheese Minutes?"
by Artholor the Great October 18, 2014
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1. Sex with someone the morning after you had sex the night before and left your "mark" in them.
2. One of the many way to get gang raped in prison : One guy (the one getting raped) is in the middle and another guy is raping the guy in the middle while third man holds him in between the two. All together they form a human sandwich with a special cheese sause. Can also refer to threesomes with two guys and one girl in the middle.
3. a generally good sandwich to eat (non-sexually). May not be as satisfying as a full meal, but will do the trick if you're hungry.
Situation 1: I love to have sex with my boyfriend after we've made our special grilled cheese sandwich *winks*
Situation 2: (prison guy 1) I gotta get outta here man!
(Prison guy 2) i know it sucks in here but-
(PG1) no, man you don't understand! I think Tiny and Bulldog wanna make me a part of their grilled cheese sandwich!
(PG2)Oh...good luck with that man...
situation 3: Damn, this grilled cheese sandwich is good!
by Ellie Lenore August 26, 2008
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a beautiful creation of art. two perfectly toasted slices of buttered bread hugging a mouth-watering slice(s) of mozarella, provolone, or american cheese. kill em.
*A mysterious item of food is placed in front of the couple for their late lunch, instead of what they ordered. The man pops a boner as they instagram filterless photos of the beauty. "What is this?" the woman weeps, being blinded by the gorgeousness and deliciousness of the food item. The waitress comes around the corner with a halo as she and the gospel choir sing "grilled cheese sandwich" in perfect harmony to the awing couple.*
by famedrugstwitter October 16, 2013
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