funkle

funkle is a drinking game played with 5 dice and many fun people. The object is to reach 10,000 points by rolling dice. One person keeps score, and you cannot get on the board until you gain 700 points in one turn. Each player takes a turn rolling the dice trying to get either 1's, 5's, three of a kind, or 5 in a row. Each 1 and 5 are equal to designated amounts which are 100 and 50 accordingly. All other numbers are worthless. The three of a kind are equal to the number times 100, except for three ones, which are equal to 1000. The 5 in a row are also equal to 1000. After your first roll, you must have atleast one dice left that is not adding any value to your score in order to keep rolling. Once all your dice are used and you do not have a value over 700, you funkle. take a drink. The next person rolls. Sloppy dice, which are dice that fall off the table also constitutes as a drinking funkle. Take a drink. The game moves round in a circle until one person reaches 10,000.

Have Fun

I rolled a 1, 5, 2, 2, and 3. I keep the one and five to the side and roll the other three. On the second roll i get a one and one. I have a total of 350 points. I roll one more time and i get a one again. I get 450 points, but i have no eligible dice left. I funkle and do not get any points on the board. The next player goes, and so on.

by : Tina, Lorenzo, Christina, Lewis, Lexx, Nicole, etc December 9, 2008

adam finklestein

Generally the biggest faggot around. No one can compare when it comes to being a little faggot bitch. All aday does is walk around calling people a bitch therefore resulting in him being the biggest one around. Not biggest as in dick size but bingest as in faggot.

OMG that little bitch is such and Adam Finklestein.

by ST3ALTH June 24, 2016

fuckles

a twat or a group of twats, other forms include fuckleston or mcfuckleston

you bunch of mcfuckles

by dirty rob February 24, 2003

fuckles

This word is the "mother word" for a kind of "speak" or "dialect" found anywhere among DJ's to surfers.
Think perhaps something akin to 'pig-latin' ...but less strict, and exponentially cooler.
(Also, this is not spoken to act as code... it just is - like, "it's just sickles to talkles this way.")

You may add the -les OR -zles suffix to just about any word you want really.
...So long as it sounds/flows all "perfectles" with the word being altered.
Personally, I think it's cute as hell, but I don't know if the "guyzles" would dig on me saying so (cuz, you know... that's NOT too "coolzles").

Anyhow, "fuckles" is the "mother-word" because as far as I know... it was the first word altered in this fashion.

To say "fuckes" is like: "awe man!" or "awe shit."

What I think is most important to note about this whole speech patern however, is that it is very dead-pan, ...and almost sweet sounding (maybe even a bit defeated??) in tone.
If you were actually REALLY upset about something, and you wanted to express real anger; you would not opt for this manner of speaking. ...You would just say, "AWE SHIT MAN!!!!!!"

I may perhaps also know who IS the "man behind the language."
I certain amateur DJ out of North County in San Diego - I don't recall his "DJ" alias anymore, but I knew him as "Rob" or "Robles" (affectionately!) ...which was short for his full given name; which I will not devulge here. ;)
(Hey, he has the right to stay "anonymules")

-Well, ...I'm "outles"

"Man... I just locked the keyzles in the carzles.
...fuckles."

"Well fuckles... I guess I'm just gonna walkles to workles then. ...Latles"

by OkayMartin June 24, 2004

funkle

funkle is a drinking game played with 5 dice and many fun people. The object is to reach 10,000 points by rolling dice. One person keeps score, and you cannot get on the board until you gain 700 points in one turn. Each player takes a turn rolling the dice trying to get either 1's, 5's, three of a kind, or 5 in a row. Each 1 and 5 are equal to designated amounts which are 100 and 50 accordingly. All other numbers are worthless. The three of a kind are equal to the number times 100, except for three ones, which are equal to 1000. The 5 in a row are also equal to 1000. After your first roll, you must have atleast one dice left that is not adding any value to your score in order to keep rolling. Once all your dice are used and you do not have a value over 700, you funkle. take a drink. The next person rolls. Sloppy dice, which are dice that fall off the table also constitutes as a drinking funkle. Take a drink. The game moves round in a circle until one person reaches 10,000.

Have fun

I rolled a 1, 5, 2, 2, and 3. I keep the one and five to the side and roll the other three. On the second roll i get a one and one. I have a total of 350 points. I roll one more time and i get a one again. I get 450 points, but i have no eligible dice left. I funkle and do not get any points on the board. The next player goes, and so on.

by Tina, Lorenzo, Christina, Lewis, Lexx, Nicole, etc. December 14, 2008

Fankles Twins

A reference to two people, almost always fat who are friend's or relatives and both have fat ankles (fankles).

Hey it's Steve and Jonno, the Fankles Twins.

by joker1984 April 20, 2011

Fuckles

Like knuckles but with your feet

Hey man that moonwalk was awesome... FUCKLES,

by Pjg666 November 25, 2011