Cucumber funeral

Having a poo; i.e. dropping the kids off at the swimming baths. Or breaking up with Meatloaf's daughter.

"I've just been to a cucumber funeral."

by Cucumber funeral October 6, 2011

facebook funeral

When many people write on the wall of a recently deceased person. Their posts usually consist of fond memories them and said person shared, their last moments with said person, describing how great said person was and what a shame it is for them to have passed on and for those who have little to say, well, they show their remorse with a <3 Its basically like a funeral service, internet style.

EXAPLE OF FACEBOOK FUNERAL POSTS

Mia : "Hal, i miss you so much. It's so unfair that this happened to you. I hope to see you again someday..."

Gill: "You were a good guy, I'll miss you buddy"

Chastity: "<3"

by aswizzle November 8, 2010

funeral for a boner

a condom, a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

i'm not going to use that funeral for a boner, let's have sex unprotected.

by r the p December 27, 2007

funeral crasher

A person who goes to other peoples funerals to try and pick up girls/widows to have sex with

In "wedding Crashers" will ferrel plays a man who lives with his mom and instead of crashing weddings crashes funerals instead of being a wedding crasher owen wilson becomes a funeral crasher with him

by The1godfather15 July 1, 2008

Carl's Funeral

A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.

"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."

by TFE February 20, 2007

funeral fuck

When your partner is on the brink of an emotional breakdown owing to the loss of a dear one and the you offer a great sexual escape from that hard reality

"After we buried my father, we smoked weed and had the best funeral fuck ever!"

by Latinobogotano February 28, 2020

Falmouth Funeral

When you perform a sexual act with a lady on her death bed where you ejaculate at the same time as the elderly lady takes her last breath.

Friend #1: "Mate, I heard the news. Sorry about your Nan."

Friend #2: "It's alright mate. She went out the way she wanted. I gave her a Falmouth Funeral."

by GrimeusPyneus November 1, 2018