fumpring

Dumplings stuffed with burnt chicken and served with tomato soup

Can I have one order of fumprings?

by iliketoeatmygosh January 5, 2017

Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.

“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”

by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021

fumpy

:: The state of being very comfortable where you are, and fuck you, I'm not getting up outta my spot.

I was so getting my fumpy on, and did not want to get up to answer the phone.

by Kitty Meh'Kat June 5, 2016

fumpire

Short for "f-ing umpire" or a lame umpire/referee who makes poor or one-sided calls in a game, especially against your team.

That fumpire is horrible. If he had another eye, he'd be a cyclops!

by the comand'r October 3, 2013

Fumple

The act of "wrestling" with a pillow while lying in bed, generally done as an attempt to get comfortable or out of frustration when one is unable to sleep

Dude, last night I must've fumpled for an hour before I could get to sleep

by GilesFletcher August 30, 2009

Fumpa

Fat upper most pussy area

Damn nigga you see ms herndon fumpa it look like she got a front but, she even got some little wet spots

by anoumous March 21, 2008

fumpa

the pocket of stomach fat that rolls over tight pants; or lower abdominal excess skin and fat that becomes more apparent when standing or seated.

Is you pregnant or is that yo' fumpa?

by Raven June 10, 2004