A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
Get the Monkey fucking a bowling ball mug.Used to excuse or dismiss any possible suspicious or peculiar activity/ behavior/ things being done but only if said things are done after someone exclaims “ fuck it we ball “
*throwing stones in a glass house *
Sparks : “ fuck it we ball “
*all the glass doors n windows shatter leaving a reminder n reminiscence of all the stones that where being thrown *
Clarke : oooh man you got me there with that one can’t even be mad bro .
Sparks : “ fuck it we ball “
*all the glass doors n windows shatter leaving a reminder n reminiscence of all the stones that where being thrown *
Clarke : oooh man you got me there with that one can’t even be mad bro .
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Person 1: bro help me take this boss down
Person 2: wtf bro we just got sm shit on us, we can't risk it
Person 1: stfu bro it's him or us he called us swifties
Person: fuck it, we ball
Person 2: wtf bro we just got sm shit on us, we can't risk it
Person 1: stfu bro it's him or us he called us swifties
Person: fuck it, we ball
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Get the fuck it we ball mug.When you do not care anymore and you are willing to give anything a shot. The situation could be caused by any reason, but commonly, it is a negative one, usually making your life in misery.
John: "You wanna do this very stupid thing?"
Adam: "My life is absolute hell and I want to kill myself. But you know what? Fuck it we ball."
Adam: "My life is absolute hell and I want to kill myself. But you know what? Fuck it we ball."
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