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Flounder fuck

A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that actual, legitimate fish start to inhabit the women's vagina.
Cj: Yo I fucked that bitch so hard last night

Logan: Damn man, you gave that bitch a flounder fuck.
by smoke the ganja September 18, 2016
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Pack a Flounder

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.
After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.
by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013
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not shark or flounder

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.
B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.
by anonymous May 20, 2022
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not shark or flounder

not a predator but not gonna get walked on either
The boss trusts Brad to take care of his business, he's not shark or flounder.
by anonymous May 20, 2022
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flounder grip

When a hand gun is held over the head, with the hand oriented palm down, so that the gun is on its side.
This is called the flounder grip, as the sites will eventually migrate to the side of the slide, and once again be on the top, much like a flounder's eyes migrate to the side of the flounder's head so that the eyes are both on top.
See any armed robbery movie footage, or flounder photos from nature documentaries.

"The bank robber was holding the gun in a flounder grip, surely to stike fear in his victims with his certainty of aim."
by William Maderas May 8, 2008
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flounder fuck

A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that the penis turns into a fish and swims through the vagina.
Jhon:Dude guese what.
Joe:what?
Jhon:Me and Shania are gonna flounder fuck tonite.
by Alien have no butholes November 7, 2016
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Alaskan Flounder Basket

The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.
Ray and Debra:

Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth

Ray:
Yeeeah

Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!

*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*
by Maxwell Plantana March 8, 2011
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