by Vunmph January 9, 2009
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Fred is a name normally bestowed to pedophiles. Naming your child Fred sets them up for a lifetime of idiotic choices and ultimately, failure. This ranges from becoming an emo fucktard, to a high school drop out. In rare cases, a real moronic Fred will be all of the above.
"Ew! It's that Fred guy again, glad he came out of his house for once! Apparently he dropped out of high school to play roblox all day!" Said Jenny to her good friend Chloe.
"That's disgusting! You know I heard he's also a pedophile who hits on twelve year olds online. Gross right? I bet he's still a virgin that does sex role play in group chats!" Chloe replied shuddering at the thought.
"Hey, you guys know Fred is 18 and still living with his mom, right?" Lorane said popping out of nowhere.
They all laughed at Fred.
"That's disgusting! You know I heard he's also a pedophile who hits on twelve year olds online. Gross right? I bet he's still a virgin that does sex role play in group chats!" Chloe replied shuddering at the thought.
"Hey, you guys know Fred is 18 and still living with his mom, right?" Lorane said popping out of nowhere.
They all laughed at Fred.
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Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
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Fred: backing out of your duties.likes tulips..and rainbows..never splashes puddles at ppl..or drive their car and splash a huge puddle at someone..not a roadrager..wants to die someday..wants to see his dead dog in the sky and play with jesuses cock.doesnt like shirley..is strange..likes to sit down..hamster..chews things..burps a lot ...repeats..words...lies..trys to make himself luk gud..if gets a promotion could be fired..panic attacks..BAD..being a dude that doesnt take it up the ass..no backbone shallow . lies to ur friends . makes them luk stupid . makes himself look evn more stupid.
buys things for ppl. genuine . very shy . afraid of sharks . gets panic attacks . lies in bed awake wheezing . drives 45 miles.gets stoned . loves traffic . hitches to get rides all over town. not gay . does not partake in homosexual activities unless his wife is involved :( freds ancestors were freed in austrailia hence the name fred.feeds ducks.loves dumpster diving.cant get enough of stockings.loves diana ross.ginger sex.likes to travel.does not smell.
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fred is a nut
by igrantyoufree October 25, 2010
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