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Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension

Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.

The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.

There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.

Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
by MushroomTippedHead5000 December 2, 2017
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Forty Steve

A name used to be called at a friend or person that is too poor or cheap to buy real quality brew and instead he/she grabs malt liquor Forty Ouncers.
Normal person: Yo guy pitch on a 24 with me of like Canadian or Bud or something like that.

Forty Steve: Nah screw that i only got 5 bones im grabbin a forts.

Normal person: ahh fuck off you forty steve! I hope your OE got pissed in by the dirty foreign exchange student OE brewers.
by Esteban Herrera September 7, 2008
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Fourth Wheel

A second third wheel, usually used to balance out a third-wheel situation; someone added to a group of three so no one is left alone.
Jimmy: "Hey Bobby, you should invite George as a fourth wheel so that Harold isn't left out."

Bobby: "Yeah, I'd hate having to leave Harold as a third wheel."

Harold: "Thanks, I think."
by catsonmeth October 16, 2012
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fourteener

the term given to mountains above 14,000 feet
Longs is a bitch of a fourteener to hike
by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006
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Forty niner

A woman who is a 4 but thinks she is a 9
Hey bro, look at this tinder thot forty niner requiring men be 6 feet tall, 6 figure income, looking like a model, and they are broke, far and aren’t even cute.
by MGTOW September 10, 2019
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Forty Footer

A woman who looks hot from far away, but when you get close she's is ugly.
by Jonathan Dack October 22, 2004
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