A made for Tv "sport" which usually involves some incredibly large men (usually on as many drugs each as a whole pro cycling team) running into each other and then standing around for about 5 minutes while the commentators discuss how well it was defended and how they were lucky to advance even a yard. And then there'll be some action and then later someone will run across a line at the end of the field amid much excitement. Meanwhile any person not called "Bubba" or "Chuck" will be asleep. That why games are scheduled to be on in the middle of the night in the UK, it's part of a govornment program to cure insomnia.
All this and they have the nerve to steal OUR name for real football and then call it boring! AT LEAST OUR SPORT DOESN'T STOP FOR AD BREAKS!
All this and they have the nerve to steal OUR name for real football and then call it boring! AT LEAST OUR SPORT DOESN'T STOP FOR AD BREAKS!
"Hey Bubba, let's do somthing fulfilling and worthwhile with our lives!"
No, Chuck. Let's watch American Football insted!
No, Chuck. Let's watch American Football insted!
by Thom Yorke July 22, 2004
A sport that can be played professionally by any retard who can afford McDonald's or Steroids on a daily basis and/or can run real fast. A gym subscription will also come in handy for this sport. Played on a field which is 100 yards in length, the retards tackle each other fighting over a pigskinaka the football. When one of the leaner players on the field makes it to the other team's side points are scored. This is called a touchdown. Points can also be scored by a field goal where the pigskin is kicked between two poles.
by RicDaSpic April 12, 2005
the best damn sport ever invented... for all you europeans making football sound so easy i would love to see yalls ass on that field and in that wieght room year around trying to get ready for football season and we wear pads cause we're so damn strong and so fast we'd die from hittin so hard so shut the fuck up damn europeans
jimmy: hey man lets go play some rugby.
corey: hell no dude rugbys for smelly europeans who like huggin each other the game, lets play some good ole american football.
corey: hell no dude rugbys for smelly europeans who like huggin each other the game, lets play some good ole american football.
by bobby buschay July 30, 2010
a sport fat pussyoles who need to wear pads to stop them crying, and who need breaks every 10 seconds cos they are too tired. :(
by lolipopz November 4, 2007
A game for unco ordinated idiots who cannot play football(soccer) or any other decent contact sport (Rugby League, AFL)
Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.
american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
Only america cares about this piece of shit sport.
american football lovers are characterised by a desire to put down soccer. mainly because they don't have a hope of dribbling the ball with their feet past other players and smashing a rocket shot into the top corner. The american football fan is likely to be a dumbass red neck with as much brains as a cucumber.
"Hey Billy-Jane, lets play us some american fooosball."
"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."
Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"
whilst
"Nuuuuh, Mary-Bobby-Joe, i got me some rabbit hunting to do."
Bystander "American football, the biggest piece of shit in the world, AUSTRALIA RULES FUCKERS!"
whilst
by MUNG June 12, 2004
Where 11 overly-obese men who are considered "great sportsmen" for running for about 10 seconds and having a break. The players themselves wear padding for protection incase they get hurt. Boo hoo. The word "football" derives from the mid 16th century where Britian created football; a more exciting offensive and defensive game as oppose to running and hitting someone. Also known as the brother of Rugby, which by any standards is constituted as more exciting than American Football. "Soccer", which derives from God knows how, is a more exciting game to watch.
American: "Coming to the big NDBFCLAD game tomorrow?"
Other Dude: "Screw watching American Football aka fat men running at each other!"
American: *has a hissy fit*
Other Dude: "Screw watching American Football aka fat men running at each other!"
American: *has a hissy fit*
by Zero Technique March 21, 2006
A known fact about American Football is that it is Better than Soccer, Because in every country that has there own football code, football is considered better than soccer. Canada, Austraila, and America, all have both popular football and soccer leagues, but all of these countrys don't like soccer as much as there football codes. Therfour, it is a fact that if football was popular in the UK or in Asia as in the US, Canada, or Austraila, Football would be considered better than soccer.
Football > Soccer
Football > Soccer
Soccer: No Strategy other than setting formations and substitutions
American Football: Tons of Strategy. Players must memorize hunderedes of plays and formations, and must know how to execute them.
Soccer: Players must know how to run all over a field for 90 minutes long
American Football: Players must know how to run all over a field 4 hours long.
Soccer: Player must know how to kick a ball
American Football: Players must know how to Catch, Kick, Throw, Tackle, Cover, guard, and blitz
Soccer: Player must have strong legs
American Football: Player must have strong legs AND strong arms.
Soccer: Players must not be aggressive for fear of getting a "warning" (Yellow Card)
American Football: Players must be aggressive
Soccer: Players fake injuries
American Football: Players don't fake injuries
Soccer: Soccer teams are known as "clubs"
American Football: Football teams are known as "TEAMS"
Soccer: Boring. 90 minutes of passing the ball over and over and over again until a goal is scored.
American Football: Not boring. 4 hours of Hard hitting, amazing catches, long pass plays, exciting runs, and a whole lot of defence.
American Football: Tons of Strategy. Players must memorize hunderedes of plays and formations, and must know how to execute them.
Soccer: Players must know how to run all over a field for 90 minutes long
American Football: Players must know how to run all over a field 4 hours long.
Soccer: Player must know how to kick a ball
American Football: Players must know how to Catch, Kick, Throw, Tackle, Cover, guard, and blitz
Soccer: Player must have strong legs
American Football: Player must have strong legs AND strong arms.
Soccer: Players must not be aggressive for fear of getting a "warning" (Yellow Card)
American Football: Players must be aggressive
Soccer: Players fake injuries
American Football: Players don't fake injuries
Soccer: Soccer teams are known as "clubs"
American Football: Football teams are known as "TEAMS"
Soccer: Boring. 90 minutes of passing the ball over and over and over again until a goal is scored.
American Football: Not boring. 4 hours of Hard hitting, amazing catches, long pass plays, exciting runs, and a whole lot of defence.
by Geeter August 15, 2006