by Hugh G. Rekshon June 15, 2011
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Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
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by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009
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by DocHuskie April 10, 2008
Get the Felonious Chubby Chaser mug.Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.
After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.
by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012
Get the Felony Dick Fishin' mug.Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 18, 2018
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Get the Swag Felony mug.A heavy guarded, concrete compound where criminals and lames are ordered to attend after breaking the law and to ruminate on the many failures of their schemes and/or heists. Slang term for prison.
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